Things I Say on Repeat

//Things I Say on Repeat

Do you find yourself saying the same things over and over at home? Here’s a few things I find myself saying on repeat – despite the fact that nobody is ever listening. Yep, always a monologue, rarely a dialogue. Sometime the emotions get the better of me and out of my mouth slips my mother!

(Dear neighbours – if you are reading this, I’m actually not a fish monger or preparing for a role in some horror movie. I’m just a bit of stretching the vocal chords. That’s all. Nothing to see here. Now off you go. )

  • Your tongue will go black
  • Have you any manners?
  • Oh for Gods sake!
  • Ah lads, seriously, do you think you are out in a field?
  • That’s it, I’m calling Santa!
  • Are you listening to me?
  • Turn on your ears!
  • I will say it one last time now
  • Do you think it’s a hotel you’re in?
  • You’ve my heart broken
  • I’m not your waitress
  • You’re just acting the maggot now
  • If I have to come in to ye one more time
  • Oh for crying out loud!!
  • Those towels are for visitors

I would love to hear what you say on repeat, so that I can feel less crazy?!